I'm kind of disappointed that Nightwing didn't hang around. That would have been so gratuitously pretty. Still, Boostle is pretty damned pretty, all on its own. *g* And there's not nearly enough sexpollen fic for them.
She looked like plants on fire without soot.
Is it so wrong that this line is making me giggle madly?
Combining the prettiness of Nightwing and Boostle for longer than it takes to battle Poison Ivy could potentially implode the universe. Or, you know, a few fan's heads. Whatever. ;)
Is it so wrong that this line is making me giggle madly?
Yes. Yes it is. How DARE you giggle at
a humorous line in my smut! ;D
Yeah, but I couldn't stop laughing. Like, for ages. Eventually, I realised that there was smut to be had, and managed to start reading again.
I think I was just a tad overtired. *g*
*laugh* Sleep deprivation makes everything funny. Or if it doesn't, I think "wow, it'd be really inappropriate for me to laugh right now, I'm so glad I'm not" and then I laugh because it's funny how inappropriate laughing right then is. Which...yeah. Maybe I'm just weird. ^_^
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Poison Ivy makes everything better!
She does. I take back what I said. Sex pollen isn't the best plot device ever, Poison Ivy is. ;)
Especially considering she's usually the source of the sex pollen.
Oh Ivy! We love it when you make the boys do the sexin. :D Lovely. And knowing wink, wink Nightwing is just the best. Hee!
femslasher at heart. ;)
After hearing the rumors, and watching their "we're totally married" routine, Nightwing was thinking along the lines of "marital aid." He will/would be shocked to find out that that was their first time together. His advice, however, was still very good.
I always enjoy Teddy POV smut, and this was top notch! But I've got to agree, I was also disappointed when Nightwing didn't join it the merriment, yuuuum. (P.S., Three-ways are hard to write, so many body parts to keep track of!)
Then you just provide art to help explain what everyone's doing.
Haha, shut up. ;) I'm trying really hard to convince myself not to write a Booster/Beetle/Nightwing.
Not least of which because I can't actually think of a reason/way for it to happen.
2006-01-13 05:53 pm (UTC)
Nightwing = Bat slut. What other reason or motivation do you need?
Gah! Just...gah! *squint* I really have no choice, do I? I'm familiar with the stabbity of plot bunny teeth on my ankles. :P
Nightwing = Bat slut
*bursts out laughing*
Dammit, now I'm never going to be able to think of Nightwing without thinking about that! It is lodged in my BRAAAAAAAAAAIN.
Dude, does any porn in this fandom ever have a reason? Hell, you've got the perfect cliché excuse for it right here in this very fic. (Especially if Ted decides to take revenge on Nightwing for not letting him know. *g*)
There was another boostle sexpollenfic, I don't think it was posted here...
Up against a wall and OMGhot? Um...I think something about Ivy attacking the embassy or someting...? Eh. I remember one, in any case. It was in the comments of someone's "DC is depressing me, write me sexxins to cheer me up" post in their own journal. (And I think the color scheme was orange. ...I have no idea how I'm remembering all this.)
That's the one! OMGHOT. *fans self* Whoo!
I especially liked the moment of: "I love you." "What?" "DON'T STOP!"
But you know, I'm morally against sex pollen. Because it's ultimately nonconsensual if you've been drugged into it.
I've also been informed that I shouldn't have told you that.
But hey, I read and liked the fic anyway. *shrugs*
Hneh? *shrug* Eh, I actually agree with you, to an extent.
There are different ways to write sex pollen, and I feel that determines whether it's nonconsensual or...consensual.
-There's sex pollen as an aphrodesiac. Helping a person to act on feelings they might not have otherwise acted on. (Maybe lowering inhibitions a bit.)
-Then there's sex pollen as a brain-scrambling "must have sex or I'll die" thing. Where the person effected actually has to have sex or they could end up in quite a bit of pain.
Aaand all the variations in between. (Including one of my favorites cliches, the "mate specific" sex pollen where the person/people effected automatically seek out the person they consciously or subconsciously view as their...well, their mate.)
In this case, I like to think that the pollen was just enough to point out to Ted "Hey! Hot best friend. Why have we not been screwing like energizer bunnies?" As well as to then heighten the experience. Ted and/or Booster could, theoretically, have stopped...they just agreed with the pollen that yes, sexxins are a good idea. ;) Hope that makes some sense.
In any case, glad you liked! :D
Also: I probably shouldn't be amused by your choice of icon for that comment...but I am. ^_^
Maybe you shouldn't, but I think Ivanova would approve of my ironic? use of her bawling. Even if it is boysexewewew. *wink*
Yeha. That kind I can deal with.
I can't be bothered finding it now (oh my God so lazy), but it's linked in the comm memories. Pretty sure it was in ficbyzee
's journal, although I might be mistaken.
Also, I wrote sexpollen Boostle fic. *snerk*
Haha, used "Find" to look for "ficbyzee." Matter of seconds. Behold!
Round robin sort of thing in the comments. Participants include holli
, and jamjar
. I know this because I just reread it. *_* Mmyummy.Also, I wrote sexpollen Boostle fic.
You mean this
? The "OMGWTFzombie?!" one? I know that! I was trying not to remember!
But seriously, it made me laugh out loud for reals. Horrible, horrible pun. Heh.
I know that! I was trying not to remember!
SEE IF I WRITE ANY MORE, THEN.
... Possibly that was not the best threat in the world. More like the Anti-Threat. Oh, well.
2006-01-12 11:13 pm (UTC)
Clearly, sex pollen makes everything better. :D
So true. So very, very true. ^_^
Hahahahaha, Nightwing is naughty for not telling them. Naughty naughty naughty. I guess that Nightwing 'ships Boostle too. And you just know that he dropped by to tell Ivy about it.
He was probably watching them with Oracle through her spy cams.
Nightwing: Hey everybody! Movie night!
Bat-clan: *arrives with popcorn and drinks*
Ted: You ever get the feeling someone's watching us?
Booster: Less talking, more kissing.
Because superheroes plant cameras for the express purpose of getting free porn.
*hides from Bat-clan for revealing their OMG!SECRET*
You know, Oracle could buy the computer system of her dreams if she sold some of her recordings... only to other superheroes of course! Secret identity issues and all that jazz.
Hee! *helps you hide*
But. Um. Is Batman included amongst the Bat-clan, here? *brain breaks slightly*
He gets the invites, but he always declines.
He sneaks in later. The rest of the Bat-clan pretend that they don't notice:
Nightwing: I'm just going to leave this popcorn over here in this corner, all right everyone?
Batman: *sneak!* *stealth!* *munch munch munch*
Munching on popcorn isn't very stealthy. You should know this by now. The only reason I can think of for you giving yourself away like that is that you want the others to know that you're into this kind of thing. And that would never be the case, would it? Nuh-uh. Not at all.
I'm not sure whether it's sad, me, or just a testament to the fandom that I can think of, off the top of my head, three fics where there is smut and Bat-spying/Oracle-spying are involved (and that's not counting my voyeur!Babs fic). Sadly, none are Boostle. :.(
I guess that Nightwing 'ships Boostle too.
I think everyone does. Usually whenever I tell
outsiders anyone about them, I refer to Boostle as "practically canon." ^_^
Mmm...naughty Nightwing.... Uh, I mean. What? ;)
Neergh. That was awesome. And as apathocles
mentioned, it's a bit sad Nightwing didn't hang around, too. Heh.
Mmm, sex pollen fic.
*laugh* I have no idea how it managed to escape me that people might be disappointed that Nightwing wasn't around during the porny bits. Really the only reason I used him is because I figured he'd be perfect for the "winkwink, nudgenudge, get him home before you jump him, voice of experience" role. ^_^
This made my day. The smut is wonderful, but so is the pre-smut stuff with Beetle and Booster discussing Nightwing's attitude compared to Batman's. And I love Ted's description of Ivy.
Nightwing should team up with the boys more often. They can banter and kick butt!
Hee! Thank you! ^_^
Beetle and Booster used to work with Mr. Doom-and-Gloom, Nightwing is more like Mr.
Jailbait Manwhore Sex-Onna-Stick Dark-but-Cheery. At least the Nightwing I remember. I hear tell that there's some sort of other Nightwing wandering around, but I don't believe it. ;)
They should! They should totally team up more
and make beautiful smut together.
Fantastic! And very Hot!
He stares long enough (and perhaps with a touch of confusion) that Booster stills and starts to look worried, so Ted lowers his lips to Booster's and lazily sucks on the man's tongue until the hands start petting him again.
Sex pollen! Every pairing needs sex pollen, whether or not it is DC or even comics. *g* This was very hot. I love Nightwing's inside-information-amusement. :-D